Spook Jokes

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

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What Central American country has the most spooks?

Ghosta Rica!

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?

One with no spooks in it.

What is the worst race of ghosts?

Spooks

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

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What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

e-erie.

Rear Jokes More Rear Jokes

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

Mother Ghost Jokes More Mother Ghost Jokes

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

What's the Mexican version of the KKK?

Que? Que? Que?

What is the KKK's favorite soup?

Clan chowder