Spook Jokes

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

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What Central American country has the most spooks?

Ghosta Rica!

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?

One with no spooks in it.

What is the worst race of ghosts?

Spooks

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

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Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

e-t.

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

Rear Jokes More Rear Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-