Spook Jokes

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

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What Central American country has the most spooks?

Ghosta Rica!

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?

One with no spooks in it.

What is the worst race of ghosts?

Spooks

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Rear Jokes More Rear Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

Why does everyone like the KKK?

Cause they're the best!

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

Central American Jokes More Central American Jokes

What Central American country has the most spooks?

Ghosta Rica!

Why do you never see any ancient Central American civilizations anymore?

They're all M.I.A.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.