Spook Jokes

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What Central American country has the most spooks?

Ghosta Rica!

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?

One with no spooks in it.

What is the worst race of ghosts?

Spooks

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

You might also enjoy:

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Mother Ghost Jokes More Mother Ghost Jokes

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

How do we call a skinhead with an Afro?

The only black KKK member.

What's a KKK member's favorite car?

A crossfire.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Rear Jokes More Rear Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.