What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.

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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.