What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.