Roast Beef Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

grave-y gravy

You might also enjoy:

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What did the noble gas sound like when he laughed?

He He He

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Pea Soup Jokes More Pea Soup Jokes

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Pee Soup Jokes More Pee Soup Jokes

What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...