Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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You can roast beef.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
grave-y gravy
Because he couldn't handle his roast
A: When the other tenors notice.
It checks the tornado watch.
Souperb.
He had his soup before it was cool.
He was disturbing the peas.
Peas, man.
EVERYDAY !!
A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)
It didn't make cents
I laugh at neither of them.
He didn't want any beef.
FILET MIGNON!**
I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup