Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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You can roast beef.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
grave-y gravy
With a bootooth
Boodapest!
Time
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
He finally got it!
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Anyone can mash potatoes!
FILET MIGNON!**
A mis-steak.
Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
Roasting a chicken.
