Roast Beef Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

grave-y gravy

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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It checks the tornado watch.

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How was my soup?

Souperb.

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth?

He had his soup before it was cool.

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

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EVERYDAY !!

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A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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I laugh at neither of them.

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup