Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.