Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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Where do werewolves live?

In werehouses.

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

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What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.