Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

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What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.