What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy