What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

Previous Random Joke Next

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

Hominy Jokes More Hominy Jokes

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy