How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.