How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

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What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.