How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.