How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

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Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

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You stop feeding it.

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

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Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.