How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

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Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.