What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.