What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.