What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!