All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.
Dubai fours
They ostrich-sized him
PIC on someone your own size!
Itali-cized.
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
Four-tified
Medium.
Pick on someone your own size.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A happy medium.
Australia.
A: It swells at night.
Depends on the size of the pieces.
Have you ever seen the size of moth balls
The size of the tip.
A: Inflate it.
You stop feeding it.
Because size matters.
They don't but all eggs always fit.
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
Pierre to Pierre.
A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Yakmanninov
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.
Both are measured in revolutions per minute.
In square feet.
Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !
A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
Inke
I don't know I just fly the drone"
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it
