All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.
Dubai fours
They ostrich-sized him
PIC on someone your own size!
Itali-cized.
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
Four-tified
Medium.
Pick on someone your own size.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A happy medium.
Australia.
A: It swells at night.
Depends on the size of the pieces.
Have you ever seen the size of moth balls
The size of the tip.
A: Inflate it.
You stop feeding it.
Because size matters.
They don't but all eggs always fit.
No home oh
Hang at home.
One was shot for playing with little children.
A metal band
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!
I don't know, but their flag's a plus.
Nobody can judge you on your age difference.
Clawing at the lid of the coffin.
Is that you coffin
It's the only way they can get love.
Self raising.
Minnesota.
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
A tyrano-snore-us rex.