All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.
Dubai fours
They ostrich-sized him
PIC on someone your own size!
Itali-cized.
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
Four-tified
Medium.
Pick on someone your own size.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A happy medium.
Australia.
A: It swells at night.
Depends on the size of the pieces.
Have you ever seen the size of moth balls
The size of the tip.
A: Inflate it.
You stop feeding it.
Because size matters.
They don't but all eggs always fit.
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
You mean apart from my own
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
Nether of them have a pop.
No home oh
Because it saw the pillow slip.
One. You just have to spread him real thin.
A couch can support a family
Namaste
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
Monterey, Jack!
They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
