Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

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What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

What's the best wood to make a golf club out of?

Taiga Wood

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Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail