Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

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What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Golf Club Jokes More Golf Club Jokes

What's the best wood to make a golf club out of?

Taiga Wood

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Aggie Jokes More Aggie Jokes

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado