What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

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What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!