What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

What do you call it when a Bulgarian uses vulgar language?

A Bulgarity.

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Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.