What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

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What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.