What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

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A Czech Republic

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Parents.

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

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Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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They know how to raise the roof.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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Taylor Swifts boyfriend

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Life support.