What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What can I get you Mr. President?

P