What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

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What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

P Jokes More P Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office