What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

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What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.