What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird