What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )