Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Because the "p" is silent!

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.