Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.