Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

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Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.