What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

O Jokes More O Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

P Jokes More P Jokes

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What can I get you Mr. President?

P

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.