What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

O Jokes More O Jokes

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom