What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

O Jokes More O Jokes

What did the O say to the 8?

Nice belt.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.