What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton