What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.