Cuatro Sinko
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because her pee is silent.
Because they're extinct
Because they can't even.
A comic relief.
Because they p-irate.
Because the "p" is silent!
A handicrapped zone.
Depends.
Their P is silent.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because they're all dead
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
The Talking Heads
At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.
Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(
Swallow Jesus.
She wanted to get a dark tan.
Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.
A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
A seor citizen.
For palomino-money!
Ego-Testicle.