Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Why didn't the life guard save the hippy?

Beacuse he was to "far out man".

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.