Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

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Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!