What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

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Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD