What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred