What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

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