What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

Previous Random Joke Next

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !