Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

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Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

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What can I do?

Take his bike away.

How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes?

Bike-curious