Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.