Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !