Because they can't even!
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
Because they literally can't even.
They can't even..