Because they literally can't even.
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Because they can't even!
Because they can't even
They can't even.
A redneck virgin
They can't even
Because they've literally been running around all day
Because omg they can't even.
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
Because they can't even.
cuz they can't even!!!!
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They can't even..
nobody ever compliments our back end :(
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
Because they can't even...
A cracker with cheese.
Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)
The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D
Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.
Because they're so basic.
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
Yaaathh
Because once go Mac you never go back.
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Basic training.
Marblehead
my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.
Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.
Because white girls cant even
1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.
They literally can't even.
Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.
Because she was too basic
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
Everything, given enough time
He flips houses
He was running a little behind
Rage Upon the Latrine
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)
Because he always uses the force.
They both get laid by Mexicans...
Because he always called shotgun
It's such a ripoff.
He said never mind we'll walk.
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
The D is silent.
