How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark?

Racist

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!