How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you tell a kid with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told him twice.

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

People Jokes More People Jokes

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!