How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!