How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!