How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

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Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"