How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

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When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.