How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!