How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.