How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Iranian Jokes More Iranian Jokes

What do you call an honest Iranian businessman?

Asif (As-if)

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).