Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

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Why men shop at Costco?

Because it's a hoe sale.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence