Why men shop at Costco?

Because it's a hoe sale.

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.