Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew