Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do you take for it?

She says, "Pepper."

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew