Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you take for it?

She says, "Pepper."

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ?

I didn't sneeze !

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.