Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

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Frost bite !

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Because they're too busy coffin.

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!