Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!