Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50