Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.