Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

What did one shark say to the other?

These Malaysia Airline meals aren't bad.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!