Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

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What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it "