Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.