What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

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What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.