What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Hammerhead Jokes More Hammerhead Jokes

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!