What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

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What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!