What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

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What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!