What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.