What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it