What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.