What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What happens to crude people?

Crucified.