How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

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What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands