How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.