How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

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Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher