When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

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When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio