When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!