When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.