Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.