Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.