Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan