Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.