Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

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Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -