What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

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Why did the monkey trip over the branch?

Because the Chimp-Can't -See

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.