What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military