What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

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What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military?

They are too trigger-happy.

Why did the military name it's new drone system "Caitlyn Jenner"?

Because it's unmanned