Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?

Because his pecker is on his head

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Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.