The NaaaaayyyVY
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A Sweeping Generalization.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
A GIbronie!
Because ladies go in first.
The Salvation Army.
Geurrilla warfare
Because it's unmanned
He didn't want any glaze in the military
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
They use the bullets to train the military.
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An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)
Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.
Because there are no gaze in the military
General Direction.
Air Force
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.
They are too trigger-happy.
Because she used the other to sing
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!
Aren't they themselves a carry-on?
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
It lifts their spirits.
I'd like some H20 please.
He was snowed-in.
The planes were stalin.
triggernometry
Math-you.
A: So you'll never know which side he's on.
The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.
A: By witchful thinking.
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