The NaaaaayyyVY
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A Sweeping Generalization.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
A GIbronie!
Because ladies go in first.
The Salvation Army.
Geurrilla warfare
Because it's unmanned
He didn't want any glaze in the military
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
They use the bullets to train the military.
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An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)
Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.
Because there are no gaze in the military
General Direction.
Air Force
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.
They are too trigger-happy.
Promoted.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Erdogone
Because in Russia the military coups you.
White Vans
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
He bowled long hops !
They told him he was good at deriving
Doctor
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
It staged a coup
Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Incorrectly.
