What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

Whose the most vague person in the Military ?

General Direction.

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What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)