What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

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Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

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What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers?

Infantry.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)