What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.