What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why do bees hum ?

Because they've forgotten the words !

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why did the military name it's new drone system "Caitlyn Jenner"?

Because it's unmanned

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Infant Jokes More Infant Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Saple Jokes More Saple Jokes

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.