Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry