Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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A: Women!

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What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!