Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)