Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers?

Infantry.