Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !