Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

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Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.