Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.