What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military?

They are too trigger-happy.

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

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What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

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What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

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