Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"

What's black and looks good on a lawyer?

An unconvicted felon.

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

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What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.