Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military