Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

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Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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Why did the military name it's new drone system "Caitlyn Jenner"?

Because it's unmanned

Whose the most vague person in the Military ?

General Direction.

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military