Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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Arizona

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What do you call black people in the military?

Geurrilla warfare

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Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military