Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Why did the military name it's new drone system "Caitlyn Jenner"?

Because it's unmanned

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military