Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

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What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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A Sweeping Generalization.

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.