Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

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What do you call black people in the military?

Geurrilla warfare

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military