Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Luke Skywalker Jokes More Luke Skywalker Jokes

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Luke Jokes More Luke Jokes

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

Princess Leia Jokes More Princess Leia Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

Alderaan Jokes More Alderaan Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Alderaan Place Jokes More Alderaan Place Jokes

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!