Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

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Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.