Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

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Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!