Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!