Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do you call someone who strictly prefers white rice over brown rice?

A goddamn riceist

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.