Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

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What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.