Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.

How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions?

a crime fighter