How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper