How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

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What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?