Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

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What does the Jolly Green Giant have on his feet?

Pota-TOES!

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Mosqui-toes

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Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

What's white and 12 inches?

Nothing

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Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

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Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

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Because they have big fingers.

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!