Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

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Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

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Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Because they have big fingers.