Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

11 Inch Jokes More 11 Inch Jokes

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!