Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

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What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

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Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!